May 3rd, 2011
Cancer, I drop trou at thee!
For you have been a most unwelcome guest, lo these last 9 months..
NAY! nearly three years, in fact!
Yet, I have cooked for you, and shared my bourbon.
My wife has cleaned up after you and your dirty underpants.
My freinds and family: REAL guests!
Guests who arrive with groceries, and rub my feet,
and pick up after themselves.. They have put up with your foul temper,
your abusive language, your shitty sense of humor, and your total lack of imagination.
So I say, “fuck you, AND your horse.. You are not welcome here.”
“high thee hence!!”
I will not open the door when you ring the bell.
And I hope you get the same treatment anywhere else you try to stay.
I hope you die lonely.
(I pray I have made it clear to you that we are not friends. Lose my number.)