Today as I was getting off the subway at 72nd street and getting ready to walk across the park for treatment, I was thinking about the virtues of my wool long undies. I’ve been living in them this last week or so. It came to mind, though, that last year I didn’t wear them so much. Despite the CLEAR superiority over the capilene version of same in general warmth, skin feel, and especially performance while damp, I had been avoiding them because they gave me a constant wedgie!
Suddenly it dawned on me! Due to the nature of my surgery, and the loss of approximately 50% in depth of my butt cleavage, I am now WEDGIE PROOF!!! AMAZING! While I do not typically wear underpants at all for most of the year, during the winter months this will prove to be most helpful!
Immediately I thought of Rafa Nadal! This is something he might want to look in to. Just sayin’